Why We Hate Iguanas
Let’s get something straight. Iguanas are not cute, they are not harmless, and they sure as hell do not deserve a place in our world. They’re slow, they’re awkward, and worst of all, they act like they own the place. These overgrown lizards think they can just exist wherever they want without consequence. They invade our homes, damage our property, and wreak havoc on local ecosystems. It’s time we stop pretending these creatures are anything but a pest. They have no place here. They never should have been allowed to roam free. Our planet is not their playground.
The Iguana Apocalypse
Picture this: one day, you're just minding your own business, enjoying a quiet walk, when BAM—an iguana leaps out from the bushes at 25 miles per hour and challenges you to a fight. It’s not a peaceful stroll anymore; it’s an all-out war. These lizards are the soldiers of a scaly uprising. They’ve infiltrated our cities, our homes, and our very hearts with their cold, reptilian eyes. They’re not just looking for food; they’re looking for domination. These monstrous lizards are laying the groundwork for a full-on reptilian revolution, and if we don’t act now, we’ll be living in a world where iguanas reign supreme.
Join the Movement
If you’re as sick of these scaly freaks as we are, now is the time to act. We are done tolerating their invasion. We’re done sitting idly by while these overgrown reptiles cause chaos. The time for change is NOW. We need YOU to help us take a stand against the iguana infestation. If you want a world where we control our own space, where we are not dictated by the whims of a lizard, then join us. Together, we can push back the scaly menace and reclaim our land.